Trump and Putin on a jungle planet - Рыбаченко Олег Павлович

  - I wanted to let Mature women sex with boys, Yes all hands did not reach! If I return to the throne, I will. Now I really want to.

  And the boy President blushed. Trump nodded according:

  Me too! Damn teenage hormones!

  Both presidents-boys blushed with embarrassment. Then Putin said:

  - We need to put pressure on the artery in his neck! Then the tension will subside!

  Trump chuckled and noticed:

  - Maybe....

  Putin shook his red head negatively:

  - We're too old for this! And if not bodies, then at least souls!

  Trump was confused, and began to blush even thicker:

  - Yes, we are not solid, do what you do exhausted by abstinence boys!

  And both presidents pressed the tip of their nails against their necks. So teen itch eased...

  But she wanted to sleep. Both young warriors had been running for hours through the jungle, and had not slept before.

  That pecked spouts on a leaf of a giant orange burdock boys who when headed the strongest powers of the world.

  Putin was dreaming of something alarming...

  An alternative story, in which Hitler still decided that first should finish off Britain, and only then attack the Soviet Union. One such step was after the capture of Crete, and the attack in Malta. The latter was quite successful and the Fuhrer's troops defeated the British. Hitler made the decision, having finished with Britain and only then to go to the USSR.

  Here it was influenced by four women witches. Aryan beauties: Gerda, Charlotte, Christina, Magda - convinced the Fuhrer not to go to Russia yet! They even knelt down and swore that the forty-first year was not the time. In addition to the girl ran barefoot over the coals and performed a ritual confirming that Russia is better not to go. And four beauties convinced the Fuhrer that it is necessary that in Africa fought and girls. On that received consensus.

  British base attacked by an Armada of Krauts;

  The largest British base really looked like hell. It was hit by more than a thousand gathered from all over the Eastern front and received a decent combat experience, bombers, along with fighter escort. The British of course have been fighting for a long time, but such a powerful massive blow was not expected. Indeed, who will believe that the Krauts dare to expose the front, even if the enemy is temporarily quiet. But the British warriors are now ruthlessly beaten. For example, their ships attacked Yu-87, the famous "thing". Not too high-speed, but having the highest ( for its time) precision bombing, they torment lurking in the bays of the British fleet. More modern Focke-Wulf are not lagging behind, among them even the legendary von Rudel, king of attack aircraft. Known for sinking the most powerful Soviet battleship - Marat".

  Here, for example, corporal Richard sees how like a sled down a hill rolled vultures. As predatory fish from the hole emerge numerous German bombers. Already age an Englishman in fear of throwing up. Such a terrible sight he had never seen. The sirens very late, after the bomb explosions. The blast wave throws British soldiers flying in different directions severed arms and legs. Here is one of the iron helmets heated up and hit the officer in the face. And the as screams:

  Churchill kaputt! Hitler's cool!

  Anti-aircraft guns of the British began to shoot not at once, but only when thousands of bombs fell at once. The enemy are properly calculated: not one bomb should not be wasted. So destroy the enemy and beat. All sectors are pre-marked on the map. And brazen Englishmen, even as it should not disguised. Many of their anti-aircraft guns are at a glance and they are swept away in the first place.

  Here the barrel is 85 mm long at thirty-two feet and the flak tossed and bent in the air like bagels. Then she fell, crushing five of the British. Here is the belly of one of the Negroes ripped and fell out the guts.

  And bombs rained down, and all blazed, thundered with fuel storage began to break, giving away almost entire skeleton of the shells, then blasted another warehouse. To top it all off, the sirens mounted in the fairings of the u-87 and the Focke-Wulf were howling, causing wild terror among the Negroes and Arabs of the colonial troops. But it seems scared and white, no less.

  For example, two British frigates collided, so much so that the boilers rumbled. And even taking off the wreckage of the frigates tore through the air like a mined field, but the cruiser elementary hooked on the bottom.

  English tank "Cromwell" with a short muzzle, but with decent speed and powerful enough frontal armor in a panic dispersed and rammed his own warehouse, even on the way crushed a dozen of his own crazed soldiers. The chaos was growing. Here also the English aircraft carrier began to sink, and the powerful dreadnought opened fire ... coast where own soldiers swarmed.

  And in this hell, two people remained completely unperturbed. One of them was an Indian, steadily lighting his pipe, and the other was a woman, obviously of Arab origin, but in uniform. Together they're not paying attention to speeding in the death. Or rather a whole Horde riders of annihilation, were playing in no ordinary card game. It was a game of fifty-two cards with jokers, and even by the rules invented by the red man himself.

  Arab woman stated:

  - Noise however many! And so the panic to arrange.

  One of the soldiers with his back cut by shrapnel almost ran into the Indian, but then he casually threw like a kitten. Droplets of blood fell on the face of the redhead and smiling, I licked. Then noticed:

  - To create a buzz for the weak white man. We're the Apaches believe so - there is no enemy, well, there was the enemy - even better!